Sunday, August 28, 2011
Well-known international organization seeking new operations planner. Former holder of this position unexpectedly died this week. Office location for this position at this time unknown, as former location does not appear safe at this time. Reporting relationship to head of organization also may be somewhat difficult to arrange, as former head of organization met unexpected end several months ago. Whereabouts of new head of organization cannot be disclosed at this time. Applicant must possess short life expectancy, and strong interest in becoming an international outlaw. Anyone who can figure out where to send their resume has an excellent chance of being considered for this position.