Monday, September 7, 2009

We don't need no education!

Parents should by all means keep their kids out of school tomorrow to prevent them from having to listen to this. No kid should have to hear the president tell them to study hard and stay in school. Kids will learn much more by staying home tomorrow.

Presumably they will learn that it is not important to study hard and stay in school. That way when these stay-at-home kids get older, and they watch their friends who followed the president's socialist indoctrination by studying hard and doing well in school, get into good colleges, and get good jobs, while they get passed over, they can accumulate the same kinds of resentments that their parents obviously have. And of course that will be Barack Obama's fault entirely.

Whatever you do, parents, don't listen to that Laura Bush, who must have taken a heavy dose of socialist Kool-Aid herself. She actually believes that it's "really important for everyone to respect the president of the United States." What a radical idea.


  1. If you don't eat your meat, you can't have your pudding.

    I don't really support any president giving a lecture to school kids. It's not so much what the president might say but how the teacher might "guide" their students.

  2. We certainly wouldn't want teachers "guiding" their students, would we!

  3. I think kids still need education, even not is school. You can get education everywhere :)