Now that we taxpayers own GM, I did a few minutes of research on some of the vehicles our company has for sale. I found that we have some pretty well-rated products out there, like the Chevy Malibu, a solid mid-sized sedan; the luxurious Cadillac CTS; the Chevy Avalanche, for those who need a big truck; the sporty Pontiac G8 and Chevy Camaro; and the legendary Corvette. Anyone in the market for a new car would probably find some excellent deals on any of these models.
Buy a new car from our company and you will not only be getting a good deal for yourself, but you will help lift the stock price of our company, and that is the only way we are going to be able to get a decent return on our money when we sell our stock back into private hands. It is not often people can satisfy their self-interest, and feel patriotic at the same time.